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Post by Luxord on Dec 19, 2009 22:48:58 GMT -5
Lux was randomly wandering around Port Royal, when he saw a wierd party goin on. it was a party on one of the boats at the docks. the people on the boat were singing "I'M ON A BOAT" by Lonely Island.
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Post by Axel on Dec 19, 2009 22:53:36 GMT -5
And Axel was on the boat, rapping, "Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down! Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck! But stay on your motherfucking toes, we running this, let's go!!!" ((XD))
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Post by Luxord on Dec 19, 2009 23:01:39 GMT -5
Luxy portaled onto the boat, stole someone's awesome sunglasses, and sang/rapped, "I'M ON A BOAT!!!! I'M ON A BOAT!!!! EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME 'CAUSE I'M SAILIN' ON A BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ON A BOAT!!!! I'M ON A BOAT!!!! TAKE A GOOD HARD LOOK AT THA MOTHER F*CKIN' BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M ON A BOAT!!! MOTHAH F*CKAH, TAKE A LOOK AT ME!! STRAIGHT FLOWIN' ON A BOAT ON THA DEEP BLUE SEA!! BUSTIN' FIVE KNOTS, WIND WHIPPIN' AT MAH COAT!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME, MOTHAH F*CKAH!!! 'CAUSE I'M ON A BOAT!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Axel on Dec 19, 2009 23:08:23 GMT -5
Then a whale molested Luxord!!
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Post by Luxord on Dec 19, 2009 23:09:43 GMT -5
but luxord paused time, put axel in the way of the whale, and ran away, still humming 'i'm on a boat'
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Post by Axel on Dec 19, 2009 23:10:50 GMT -5
Then the whale turned into Megan Fox. And Axel got some, mhm! ((lmao sorry but im hyper now, xD))
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Post by Luxord on Dec 19, 2009 23:13:49 GMT -5
but then Megan Fox turned into the Queen/King of tha man-ladies
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Post by Axel on Dec 19, 2009 23:15:22 GMT -5
((NOOOOOOOO!!))
Then the queen/king of the man-ladies turned into Cinderalla and ran off looking for her glass slippers but, oops! She fell into the ocean and was eaten by the ugly step-sharks.
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Post by Luxord on Dec 19, 2009 23:19:02 GMT -5
and then the step-sharks molested Axel, killed him, then tap-danced on his dead body
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Post by Axel on Dec 19, 2009 23:21:45 GMT -5
But that wasn't Axel, instead it was the most hated character from Southpark. Stan's sister!!
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Post by Luxord on Dec 19, 2009 23:25:45 GMT -5
and then man-lady-jello-jiggler things started chasing the real Axel.
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Post by Axel on Dec 19, 2009 23:27:34 GMT -5
But because Jelly Jiggler only takes command from its creator (ehem..XD jk) it ordered a bunch of prostitues on ebay and had them molest Luxord!
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Post by Luxord on Dec 19, 2009 23:32:32 GMT -5
but Luxord killed all the prostitutes, and sent an army of man-ladies to go molest Axel.
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Post by Axel on Dec 19, 2009 23:35:24 GMT -5
((this is soo not relevant to the boat song anymore XD))
Then Axel got barney to eat all the man-ladies!
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Post by Luxord on Dec 19, 2009 23:38:04 GMT -5
((yeah, but it's epic as hell, and ya know it!! XD)) but then godzilla came and said to barney, "YOU'RE THEY GAYEST EXCUSE FOR A DINOSAUR!!! GET THE F*CK OUTTA MY WORLD!!!!" and then godzilla ate barney, and started to sing the "I'M ON A BOAT" song
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