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Post by Axel on Jan 12, 2010 21:48:14 GMT -5
Xemnas had dragged Axel and Luxord to a restaurant (cuz he loves us) to teach the two nobodies something about manner. All Axel was thinking about was..FREE FOOD! Since he didn't need to pay and there's a huge buffet as well. A Chinese waitress popped out of nowhere and before she could welcome the three, Axel panicked and smack the lady so hard that she flew out the building XDD. "...Oops >.>;;"
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Post by Xemnas on Jan 13, 2010 13:12:22 GMT -5
"axel don't smack the waitresses, if you do who's gonna bring us the food?"
xemnas said and smacked axel in the back of his head
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Post by Axel on Jan 13, 2010 15:05:46 GMT -5
"Ow D;." Axel rubbed his head and looked around the buffet. "..Is this stuff edible?" he asked, pointing to the raw food.
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Post by Luxord on Jan 13, 2010 15:14:36 GMT -5
Luxord snickered because Axel got smacked. "haha, you got in trouble~" he said, pointing at Axel.
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Post by Axel on Jan 13, 2010 18:40:51 GMT -5
Axel smacked Luxord in the back of his head and said, "Haha you got PWNED!"
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Post by Luxord on Jan 14, 2010 15:38:22 GMT -5
"ow!! mother fucker! D:<" Luxord yelled, before grabbing a hand full of food and shoving it into Axel's face. "TAKE THAT YA BLOODY BASTARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and people stared at the odd scene, with little kids asking what 'mother fucker' and 'bastard' meant... :3
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Post by Roxas on Jan 14, 2010 20:00:34 GMT -5
With Sora being one of those kids!
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Post by Axel on Jan 14, 2010 21:50:37 GMT -5
Axel spit out the food at Luxord's face and kicked his shin. "Asshole!" he snickered while one of the kids repeated the profanity to their mom..then got an ass-whoop XD
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Post by Luxord on Jan 15, 2010 12:23:17 GMT -5
"ow!! YOU SHIT HEAD!!!" Luxord yelled at Axel, and then pushed the pyro into someone's table, getting Axel covered in food, and making the family who was eating at the table gasp, and get up quickly to leave.
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Post by Axel on Jan 16, 2010 10:21:19 GMT -5
Axel burned all the food off of him and threw two plates at Luxord, then kicked him into the waiter who dropped all the food on someone that end up tripping on the noodles, then pushing a person into the sushi buffet.
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Post by Luxord on Jan 17, 2010 21:59:53 GMT -5
Luxord fell over onto the floor after getting kicked into the waiter, and cursed again. the person who had been pushed into the buffet screamed, and then an annoying little kid picked up some food, and started throwing it at people yelling, "FOOD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then everyone in the restaurant started throwing food, hiding, and/or turning tables over to make forts to hide behind in the giant food fighting frenzy. :3
((i say, when the restaurant owner comes to demand they pay for all the damages, we leave xemnas with the bill for all the destruction XD))
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Post by Axel on Jan 18, 2010 13:08:34 GMT -5
((aristocrat voice:mmm, agree! xD))
Axel was dodging all the incoming food while trying to find Luxord. He picked up the annoying kid who started the fight and threw him at the body laying on the floor. "AAH MOMMY!!!" the kid yelled as he was thrown to Luxord XD. Then Axel stole the huge tray the waiter was holding and use it as a shield.
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Post by Luxord on Jan 18, 2010 17:25:05 GMT -5
Luxord pushed the kid away into the food fight, got up, pushed Axel over into a giant pile of food, stole the huge tray from Axel, and started using it as a shield instead, as he headed for the door to try and escape in all the madness.
((lol!! XD))
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Post by Axel on Jan 20, 2010 20:39:01 GMT -5
Then an obese lady in a tight red dress grabbed Luxord before he got to the door and threw him onto the table. "MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!" she shouted. Then a bunch of lil kids starting eating food off of Axel 'cuz they're crack babies! xD
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Post by Roxas on Jan 20, 2010 21:12:09 GMT -5
And Roxas entered the Restaurant going WHATTHEFUCK! And proceeded to smash people's heads with the keyblade. =3
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