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Post by Luxord on Aug 22, 2009 14:48:33 GMT -5
and the four year old kicked Axel in the crotch, and walked away.
Luxy kept spinning, till he fell on the ground. "heheheheheh, trippy~"
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Post by Axel on Aug 22, 2009 14:51:38 GMT -5
But Axel didn't feel the pain, but will the next day. He ran to Luxord and jumped over him. "WEE!!" He then ran to the old lady's house and climbed on it, until he reached the roof. "I'M GOING TO COMMITE SUICIDE, HAHAHAA!" He jumped off the roof and landed hard on his legs. "I THINK I BROKE MY LEGS, HAHA!" he stated.
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Post by Luxord on Aug 22, 2009 14:54:21 GMT -5
Lux randomly found a bottle of rum, and drank it. "YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled, getting up, and running back into Hallow Bastion. he smacked people in the faces, and pushed people over, and stole stuff, and ran back to the field, laughing like a maniac.
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Post by Axel on Aug 22, 2009 14:57:35 GMT -5
((lmfao!! smack people xD))
Axel didn't want to be alone in the field so he grabbed two handfuls of leaves, ate it, and ran to Hallow Bastion. He ran to a old man with a cane and smacked him very hard, saying, "WHERE'S MY PRESENT, SANTA!?!?!" Then he ran to Luxord and jumped over him and landed on a man that was getting CPR. The apple core flew up from his throat and Axel shouted, "I WIN!!!"
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Post by Luxord on Aug 22, 2009 15:01:36 GMT -5
Lux ate 2 more handfuls of leaves, and headed back to Hallow Bastion. he then climbed onto a roof and jumped from building to building, shouting, "I AM SPIDERMAN, BITCHEZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL HAIL MY GREATNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Axel on Aug 22, 2009 15:03:27 GMT -5
((lol!!))
Axel looked up and glared at Luxord. "OH YEAH, WELL I'M FLASH!!" He ate two more handfuls of leaves and started running mad fast. "I CAN GO SONIC BOOM, HHAHAHAHA, ALL HAIL MY AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Luxord on Aug 22, 2009 15:05:44 GMT -5
"NUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I IZ FASTER THAN YOU!!!!" Lux said, slowing time down alot so that Axel was moving slower than a slug, and almost everyone else looked like they werent moving at all. then Lux sprinted and jumped across roofs.
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Post by Axel on Aug 22, 2009 15:08:40 GMT -5
Axel ran up to a building and actually, started running on the side of it. He started chasing Luxord so fast that he could beat sonic!
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Post by Luxord on Aug 22, 2009 15:09:51 GMT -5
Luxy ran faster than Axel though, because he controls time, and can slow Axel down whenever he wants.
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Post by Axel on Aug 22, 2009 15:11:22 GMT -5
Axel summoned his chakram and tossed it to Luxord, saying, "LET'S PLAY FRISBEE!!"
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Post by Luxord on Aug 22, 2009 15:14:07 GMT -5
"OKAY!!!!" Lux said. he caught the chakram and tossed it back to Axel.
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Post by Axel on Aug 22, 2009 15:15:37 GMT -5
Axel caught it and summoned the other chakram. "TWO FRISBEES!!" He shouted, tossing both of them to Luxord.
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Post by Luxord on Aug 22, 2009 15:18:22 GMT -5
Lux paused time, and caught both chakrams, then unpaused time, threw the chakrams, but one of them went and stabbed someone in the heart, and the other stabbed someone in the head, and the people died. "whoops!"
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Post by Axel on Aug 22, 2009 15:19:51 GMT -5
"WHOA, THERE'S RED JUICE COMING FROM THEM!!!!" Axel shouted, jumping off the building and landing on a krippled elder. He pulled the chakrams out the injured people and shouted, "LET'S GO ANNOY YUFFIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Post by Luxord on Aug 22, 2009 15:22:16 GMT -5
"YUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Luxy yelled, also jumping off the roof.
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